Junk, junk, and more junk

First of all, changing your eating habit is junk. Lean Cuisine, Healthy Choice, and Smart Ones apparently have no idea what food taste like and have never lived in the south. I reject your attempt at making food. I have decided that I will eat real food. I've been researching and trying different things. My final decision: No carbs is awesome, but just dang near impossible for this addict. I'm doing LOW carb and no sugar (unless natural as in fruit). I just believe that if God created it to grow for us to eat, then we should eat it. Pineapples were not created in a lab so therefore I am eating them. They are yummy and you cannot convince me otherwise. Now...beets, avacado, and mushrooms are a negative. I'm not eating those. No recipe or whatever your argument is can convince me that those are good. Beets taste like dirt. Muddy wormy dirt. Negatory. Avacado is mushy and I just can't even. Mushrooms are fungus. FUNGUS! They grow out of dead leaves and junk. They don't even go through photosynthesis. They have SPORES. I cannot eat spores. Negative. Don't even get me started on olives. Seafood is a no go. I don't do water animals. I'm not against eating them, I just don't like them. I wish I did. I am so jealous of the crab leg eaters. It looks scrumptious, but I just can't. Anyways...on a positive note, I am enjoying different foods. I even made some Almond flour biscuits and they were awesome. However, $7 for a pound of almond flour is ridiculous. Just sayin. Other junk to discuss, house cleaning. Y'all, I am terrible at house cleaning. After working all day, I have no desire to clean house, fold laundry, vacuum, do dishes, mop (not sure I even know where mine is), pick up toys, and bathrooms (ew). I just hate all that. House cleaning is horsecrappery. Top of my list of loathing. Someone needs to take pity on my and come de-trash, de-clutter, and de-dirt my house. I can feed you. I can't guarantee it will be healthy, but it will be good (still working on that healthy thing). Junk #3, the new elliptical. Did you know that when you order an elliptical it comes in a box in PARTS!? So...exercise has been post-poned until my man or any man for that matter put it together. It has bolts and nuts and stuff. I don't speak that language. Junk #4 Big Brother 17. This season is lame and I want to speak to the casting directors and pinch them really hard on the neck or arm. There were like 4 decent people to watch in that house. The rest of them are kind of lame and don't know how to play Big Brother. Plus, they need to get rid of Battle of the Block and bring back the Have/Have Not comps. Big Brother 18 better be epic next summer or I'm gonna scream and put in an application at CBS. Someone needs to get it together over there, man. Final junk of the day, my foot. It is perhaps maybe broken or something. It hates me. Extreme pain that ibuprofen and advil cannot even handle. Going to see the doc I guess. They better not send me home with, "Put ice on it and stay off it." because I will throw a hissy in the office. Ice isn't helping and staying off it is a dream. I have a toddler and a full-time job. The doctors can pay me to stay at home if they want to, but we all know that isn't going to happen. so... Have a junky weekend, friends.